oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical
featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”
Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you getting married by 25” and “how many times are you going to break up and get back together before the wedding”
bonus track: stop fucking posting pictures of your baby holy shit
Unfriended: The smash hit follow-up
Pizza is so versatile. It’s perfect for breakfast, lunch, dinner, a snack, movie titles, misheard lyrics, and getting over girls.
Bury me softly in this crust
I give this head of cheese for you
Sauce rains down and here I sit
Holding rare flours
In a tomb… in oven.